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Sorry

-Your first word to me was “sorry”. You showed signs of weakness from the first time we met.

-I stepped on your foot.I was being polite.

Is not going to work out

-The city is suffocation me. Let’s go on a trip to the mountains!
-Why? Asked Cindy?
-Because it’s a far better scenery
-And because we can ski…
-We can snowboard…
-We can play pool and drink wine after, to relax.
-I know the perfect place!
-Aren’t we going to the usual spot?
-Not this time ! This place also has jacuzzi and a swimming pool – for us ladies if you gentlemen don’t wanna join.
-I’ll join!
-Me too!
-You can count on me . Lisa just texted to say she’s in too.
-What else can we do?asked Cindy hoping to get the answer she wanted.
-What would you like to do?
-I wanna go to the club. I feel like dancing. When are we leaving? I need new shoes and a swim suite.
-I can lend you a pair of boots, you don’t need to buy one just for this trip.
-Thank you hun but I need new heels, for the club ! So, Jack baby, when are we leaving?
-You’re not coming with us dear.

Vday

-Sweety…
-Yeah babe.
-What are we doing for Valentine’s day?
-I was thinking I could watch the game with the boys and you could go to the spa with the girls.
-Are you boys going to pay for our spa day?

Alone on Valentine’s day

“I’ve spent so much time baking this chocolate cake today and there is no one here to eat it. What a way to spend Valentine’s day…That’s it! I’m going out! It doesn’t matter where. They say the perfect man could be waiting just around the corner, so I’ll put on a nice dress and go wherever my high heels boots will take me.”

So she did, our brave little Ivy…except she came back home all wet because it started raining and she had no umbrella, her dress got torn up by an angry dog and one of her heels broke while she was trying to escape.

- I hate Valentine’s day!

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ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

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James and Kate

James and his girlfriend had another one of those huge fights. He left the house slamming the door and screaming, shut himself up while going down the stairs to avoid a fight with one of the neighbors. He had no idea where he was heading to but he got to the park and stopped by the lake. Probably the sunny weather led him there. He started throwing rocks in the lake while arguing to an absent person. He didn’t notice Kate standing on the grass next to a tree.

She watched and waited for him to calm down.               

Eventually James got a little tired and sat down but it was clear he was still angry.               

Kate took a small candy bar out of her bag and just threw it at him.               

- What the …  ?

- Chocolate always helps !

            

Tim and Anna

 

Tim and Anna met at the bus stop. Tim was running late for the first time and Anna was running late as always.

They took the same bus to work and sat next to each other. After a while she asked:

-How come I’ve never seen you on this bus before?

-That’s probably because I’m never late. I always take the 7:30 bus.

-You should be late more often because I’d like to see you again.